Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. We say its because they probably drink dirty water. Built by the esteemed water scientist,...
The Finger—The Chive
A firecracker done blowed your finger off...Now what? The Haven Survival Kit has everything you need to keep lighting up the sky and pissing off your neighbors. (Neighbor repellent spray not included).
A Great Deal—John
I bought this for my daughter who is in college now. She likes having it on her off campus house. It gives me peace of mind knowing this an American made product is installed and protecting her.
Like a power pack on steroids. In the good way, not the roidy way. Gave me exactly the power I needed, when and where I needed it. Love it.
You keep getting after it. We'll make sure you're ready.
The stuff we should have paid our attorney to write: